Gettin’ high on
Crystal

Watch out, here comes Crystal! “Cursed with a real crumby attitude and a boring-ass hometown, 17-year-old Crystal relies on her passion for dance to escape the mundane life of rural Ontario and pursue her outsized dream of being a pop superstar”, says the synopsis. Sounds a bit like a cheesy old dance film from the 70s, but soon you will realize: Crystal is the fucking shiiiit!